I'm still Here Blog

August, 2015

Dear Diary,
                         Today I went to DisneyWorld. Yes the one in Florida and not Disneyland. It was a great experience. The first park of DisneyWorld we went to was called Universal Studies. I remember hearing the screaming of all the kids on this rocket ride. The sound was thrilling and it felt like I was being pulled into the wait line. When we got into the line we had to wait for a couple of minutes. Then even longer. Soon it stretched on to hours, so we got out of the line and stopped waiting. Then I realized I lost my parents.
                          My cousins were freaking out but I remained calm. My first reaction was to call my parents like a normal kid, but since my parents never bought me a phone that couldn't be accomplished. Then my cousins started blaming me and saying it was my fault for getting out of the line. Then it started getting cloudy it was raining really hard. My cousins said that maybe this wasn't that bad and we could live our own lives without parents.
                          Then I saw our parents start walking towards us, but I didn't tell my cousins because they started saying bad stuff about them and I was going to let them get in trouble. Then their parents started yelling at them and the entire day was ruined because of the rain and the yelling. I had a great time but I'm sure my cousins wouldn't agree. That's it for today in my book of memories.

Free blog

Today my blog will be about life hacks. Sure their are a bunch of life hacks all over the internet but I'm gonna show you the most useless one. Honestly life hacks are just for a bunch of lazy people that don't want to do anything except eat and watch tv on the couch. It may sound very stereotypical but it probably is true. As I said before I am now going to show you the most useless life hack anyone has ever created. Just for Fun I'm going to show more than one because its so hard for me to even choose one. There are so many ridiculous life hacks that look like complete jokes. So let's get started.

1. The first one is a good one. If you like to ruin your books. It's clear and simple, lost your bookmark, try ketchup in there.


2. The second one is so ridiculous, I almost died laughing. This is exactly what people would do if they wanted to get themselves killed. It's also for people who hate brushing their teeth and love the taste of toothpaste.



3. Everyone knows cleaning your car is a pain. I hate it even though my parents get their car washes free at the dealership, but you still have to drive their and it's so boring and a big waste of time. So I think this next one would be great for people like me who are too tired to drive. It only requires a couple hours of driving times 10.



4.This next one I thought was the stupidest thing ever. This is also responsible for many of the house fires in the USA. So whoever made this is going to get his house burned down, but unfortunately blogger is not letting me show you this so I'll just give you the link.


http://boredbug.com/useless-life-hacks-ever/2/

Photograph Personal Blog

This photo reminds me of the time of the time I went on a zip line in Tennessee. Zip lining was fun because when your on the zip line and your going really fast it feels really good to be floating in the air even though I thought I was going to fall. It was a great experience and the supervisor was funny and chill. 

This picture reminds me of the time me and my cousins drove to the top of the smoky mountains. It was a huge disaster because it started raining and we had to stay in the car for a couple of hours to go up and down the mountain. It was one of the worst experiences ever because I had to sit in a car all day and I didn't enjoy it. 

Creative Writing

There was something not quite right about the window. It was open and I was sure I closed it before I left for my Football game. I was also pretty certain I closed all the lights before I left. It didn't matter anyway, I was too tired after my home game against the Rams to worry about it. After all, who would steal from a college dorm. I was exhausted so I got onto my PS4 and hoped maybe I could catch someone on at midnight. As expected nobody was so I got off and studied. It was a Friday and I didn't want to sleep. Then I heard a noise. It was more like footsteps on wood. I looked down and realized my floor was wood. I heard another noise and knew something was in the house. I grabbed my fire extinguisher and ran into the corner. Then the door opened and I was ready to knock out whoever walked through the door.
"Bro what are you doing." It was my roommate.
"I thought you were a robber," I replied. "I swear you scared me."
Then suddenly he fell to the floor. I got my extinguisher ready but I wasn't fast enough. The assailant had a knife and he already stuck in my chest and I screamed.

Superbowl predictions

After this weekends wild card games the Divisional round teams are Atlanta Falcons against Philadelphia Eagles, Tennessee Titans versus New England Patriots, Jacksonville Jaguars with the Pittsburgh Steelers, New Orleans Saints against Minnesota vikings. The Atlanta Falcons haven't beaten the eagles since 1978. That might change because of Carson Wentz's injury. Then the Patriots should definitely win against the Tennessee Titans. Since the Jacksonville Jaguars has a very good defense ,which counters the good offense that the Steelers have, it will be a close game but overall the Steelers should win. Then the New Orleans Saints and the Minnesota vikings are the 2 teams I'm not sure about. Since the vikings have Adrian Peterson and Adam Thielen, they might win. Then if the Steelers verse the Patriots they definitely will lose because they lost every game with the Patriots.

Then the Falcons will verse the vikings and win. Then it'll be just like last year's Superbowl. The Patriots will win by a couple points in overtime and they'll take the trophy for the 6th win for them.

Movie Review on Star wars Rogue One !!!!!!!SPOILER!!!!!!

My movie review is going to be about Star wars Rogue one. Yeah the one that came out last year. It's about a girl who is jailed in the empire but then get's rescued by the rebellion. She decides to not cooperate and gets arrested by them. Then she goes on a mission to assassinate her father but she doesn't know it. She thinks it's to rescue him. Then his father whispers to her how to destroy the death star that he had created for the empire. This is one of the parts I don't like because just when he tells her he dies. I had already suspected it because it always happens in most of the Star wars' movies.
She ends up destroying the death star but everyone including her dies which the worst part ever. I understand that nobody is supposed to survive according to the 4th movie but it jolted me when it came to the part. It was a horrible idea when they decided the entire planet needed to be nuked and every dies. Which is another reason why it wasn't that good. The rest you would have to find out from watching it.
 To be honest I didn't really like it. Darth Vadar and Princess Leia looked too fake. I know it's CGI but still they could make it more like the old ones from the 4th movie.
If you look at her it looks like part of her hand is going through the drone and you can see where the character is cut out and put into the scene. It was cool to have a blind character in the movie but when he died I was in total awe. It was mindbogglingly shocking to see a disabled man walk across an entire field without getting shot. That part was way too unrealistic because the mortality rate of a man running into an objective in crossfire is pretty high. Also he was blind and shambling across really slowly. As I said before you have to find out the rest yourself but for people that haven't watched any other star wars' movies they might like it.

A list of 5 gifts

This is a list of 5 gifts I would like. Even though these items aren't really real gifts anyone would want, I'd still give it to them. If I eventually do give people this stuff I hope they re-gift it. Also some of these items are also really dangerous so I hope they don't take over the world with them.

1. A Nuke

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If I had this then I would be confident with everything. If some random person threatened me then I could pull out the nuke and they would probably run away. Then even the government would be scared of me. They might raid my house and bomb me though.

2. A F-22 Raptor

If I had one of these jets then I could fly around because I've always wanted to. Also the rockets and the guns on it is really destructive. After watching a video of them flying I feel like I need it.

3. My own Gaming Pc

This is something I would never give out but would want. If I had this then I wouldn't have to use my dads bad computer. Then I could also get a lot of high graphic video games.
4. A Iphone 8

And for once I'm not going to be selfish so this is going to be something I'd gift someone. I'm fine with the phone I have even though it could be better. Since it's new if you give someone this they'll be pretty happy, but I'd bet in a year the excitement would die down. That happy face that they would make when they got it in ten years, would probably turn into a "whatever" face.
5. Amazon kindle

Of course reading is exciting but imagine reading on a tablet. It's amazing but it's expensive. I looked it up and it's about 100-250 depending on what kind you buy and that's enough to buy me a brand new video game. Also you have to buy a subscription to get all the free books you want. Reading a plain old book is exciting but before you know everyone is going to use these. It replaces libraries though so I don't think it's a good idea.