A list of 5 gifts

This is a list of 5 gifts I would like. Even though these items aren't really real gifts anyone would want, I'd still give it to them. If I eventually do give people this stuff I hope they re-gift it. Also some of these items are also really dangerous so I hope they don't take over the world with them.

1. A Nuke

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If I had this then I would be confident with everything. If some random person threatened me then I could pull out the nuke and they would probably run away. Then even the government would be scared of me. They might raid my house and bomb me though.

2. A F-22 Raptor

If I had one of these jets then I could fly around because I've always wanted to. Also the rockets and the guns on it is really destructive. After watching a video of them flying I feel like I need it.

3. My own Gaming Pc

This is something I would never give out but would want. If I had this then I wouldn't have to use my dads bad computer. Then I could also get a lot of high graphic video games.
4. A Iphone 8

And for once I'm not going to be selfish so this is going to be something I'd gift someone. I'm fine with the phone I have even though it could be better. Since it's new if you give someone this they'll be pretty happy, but I'd bet in a year the excitement would die down. That happy face that they would make when they got it in ten years, would probably turn into a "whatever" face.
5. Amazon kindle

Of course reading is exciting but imagine reading on a tablet. It's amazing but it's expensive. I looked it up and it's about 100-250 depending on what kind you buy and that's enough to buy me a brand new video game. Also you have to buy a subscription to get all the free books you want. Reading a plain old book is exciting but before you know everyone is going to use these. It replaces libraries though so I don't think it's a good idea.